Sunday, 10 July 2011

DANCE WITHOUT YOU

Ahhhh in a few hours I will be boarding my flight to Rhodes for a week of GTWNH.
Gym. Tan. Wax. Hair. Nails.
Found this online. Made me giggle.



"Here are some dating rules for smart girls who couldn't care less about dating rules!"


1.“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution .” ~Mae West
2. If he’s not dating you, he’s not sleeping with you…. (see #3)
3. Unless of course you want to sleep with him.. then do you boo!
4. Being single is not the end of the world: it’s the most liberating time when you can do what you want, answer to no one and fall in love with yourself!
5. Sometimes sex is just sex; break it to him gently
6. We’re independent, pay our own bills, change our tires and still want to be held; vulnerability makes you strong
9. Liking a guy is no excuse to act bat shit crazy… be cool B!
10. Liquor & true emotion don’t mix… trust me on this one
11. Your Prince Charming does exist; but you don’t have to be Sleeping Beauty waiting for him to rescue you
12. Femininity is our gift; use it wisely
13. Don’t play hard to get, Be hard to get
14. A breakup does not equal breakdown. 
15. Avoid two things in life: cheap shoes and cheap men
16. Maybe you’re just not that into HIM
17.“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”~ Cher



18. There’s so much excitement in getting to know someone… take your time.
19. Don’t settle for less than butterflies 
20. If he doesn’t support your shoe habit, it’s not true love.

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