TRUTHS

I saw this online and I thought it was quite sweet. Some of the statements I can relate directly to and they made me smile :)

1. I think part of a best friends job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than the moment in an argument when you realize you are wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times when I was younger and didn't want to nap.

4. There is a great need for a 'sarcasm' font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person actually died.

7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive with the rest of your day.

10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I didn't make any changes to...

11. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

12. I hate leaving my house confident and feeling like I look good and then not seeing anyone of importance the whole day. What a waste.

13. I keep people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was happening when I first saw it.

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

16. How many times is it appropriate to say 'what?' before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they just said?

17. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die when you lean a little too far back in your chair.

18. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone and pinning the tail on the donkey - but I'd bet anything that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, everytime...